this has been the 'geli'-est day of my life!!
it was fine day. so far. woke up. take a shower. lunch. back to sleep. huhuhu. later in the evening, ayah's out with akbar, off to somewhere and for sure will be home late. so, mak left with me. we're watching this and that. while watching ANTM, i went to kitchen to get some water while mak stayed in front of tv. somehow, idk how, i just went into my room. here's the catch!
i stepped on something cold, something fluidy and like rope thingy. then i heard some "hissingggg..". i looked down. i saw the head dah mengembang...hssss....
OMG!!!
it's a SNAKE! A REPTILE! AN UDDER! A SERPENT! ULARRRRRRR!!!!!! in my ROOOOOOMMMM!!
terus melompat aku! "AAAAAAAAAAAAA" i was screaming like a girl. i know, i'm a girl. i mean screaming like a real girl.
" MAK! ULAQ !!"
it happened so fast! i was panicking. mak braved herself and asked where was it? i was like " mak, jangan. tunggu orang panggil our jiran first" mak seemed like dont listen and sent me fetching long stick. she decided to searched MR LANTIC. mak asked, what type of it? i was like, " mak, dah terpijak camtu, did i look like i had a second to take a look on it?" all i know that it was black, more than a feet long and GELI!!!
then, i went out, with my short ( the first and the last ) running to neighbour house. then i called for BOMBA. gosh!! lambat nak mati diorang cari umah aku!! poor for us, even my neighbour afraid to even hold the stick and said "takut la mak engku. malam jumaat ni". astonished, i was. such belief!
finally the fire fighters arrived at our home. they took over and dealt with Mr Lantic.
according to mak, mr lantic is ular senduk. still little, but i can sure, it was more than a feet long and thick as a thumb. even uncle bomba pun said, 'kalau patuk ni, bahaya" which means, INNALILLAH! and plus, dia cakap, this could be a sign or anything. aku ngan superstitious ni agak doubtful, but i do believe yang ALLAH jugak bagi petanda untuk things that tend to happened. its just, idw to think bout it. even mak pun cuba get rid of negative thinking. moreover, rumah belakang us ni memang dah macam sarang bela ular. bukan semak samun je, dah macam hutan simpan dah aku tengok. takde gajah and tiger je lagi. that's why aku selalu takut nak lalu kat belakang umah. even to pluck some ulam pun cam nak sprint je aku jalan.
i stood in the kitchen, watching uncle bomba tuh holding the snake with his hand *glove covered of course. and asked for plastic. mak ordered me to get the rice packet and i was so panicked, i scream even when touching beras pulut yang ada dekat area tuh. tapi small scream la. nak handed in the packet pun i was so afraid and geli.
somehow, i still felt the cold, fluidy jello-like under my foot.
seconds to death, it seemed that i've cheated it narrowly.
lepas everything went back to normal (to everyone but me), i was still in trauma. i decided to call a friend of mine. at first i sounded like still panicking but he asked me to calm down and suddenly i've tears coming out from my eyes. i'm not crying, just a little tears cuz i was quite traumatised. call me spoilt-brat or whatever, perhaps why dont we're swaping places and see what you'll do if you'd have had encounter with mr lantic, any type and it was so damn near to you that it just could bite you in SNAP! TWICE!!
benda terpijak ular ni dah dua kali jadi kat aku and same room, same spot. cuma masa je tak sama. ular pun lain. first ular kapak, this one, a cobra.
what? is my room is sarang ular? nak kata messy, i've just cleaned my room and nothing is in it since i've been sleeping in the other room. i mean, kalau dia dah bersarang whatsoever, i'd discovered it while having a complete clean up in my room.
trauma, indeed! nak masuk bilik pun still cannot. cuak lagi!!!
geli tau tak. and seeing mak braved herself up to protect both of us. SAYANG MAK!! eventhough i was like " MAK!! JANGAN LA CARI ULAQ TU!! TUNGGU LA BAGI SESAPA SAMPAI" tapi she did, and got it! SAYANG MAKKK!
then, we talked on how did even a snake managed to get inside thru the kitchen? is it the backdoor or the toilet? only mr lantic knows. tapi backdoor ade selak kat bottom. maybe time mak opened it to pluck some ulam. or thru the toilet yang ada lubang kecik. i supposed it can fit thru.
while dealing with the horror, i texted ayah and one of my bro, amin, telling them what had just happened. even i sempat texted to N. horrified!
OMG
camne nak masuk bilik ni? dah la semua barang dalam tuh. even my purse. arghhh..
+ be careful! and clean up your home, even on the outside +
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Saturday, May 30, 2009
Friday, April 24, 2009
i'm feeling damn bored!
OMG
selamba je dak dak neyh duk reben-teben pasal underwear. isk..iskk..malu le sikit weh..aku ade nihh.
dunia, dunia, pe nak jadi dengan dunia ni??
gila.
i just watched a vid at my bro's blog, siyes aku takleh tgk video sampai habes. just like noremon, memang aku belasah maid tu kaw-kaw punya. how could she terajang that little girl sampai terpelanting all the way? dia teringin nak rasa benda yang sama kut? if nak, boleh je. penah tengok vid yang satu gal ni dihempap bata kat head? boeh je wat kat maid tuh.
aiyook. whatever you do, jangan la hurt budak-budak. aku tengok budak nanges pun tak sanggup. inikan kena sepak terajang.
semakin hari aku semakin busan giler kat sini. tiga paer final. gap untuk tiga paper nih seminggu lamanya. just finished aking CTU. lepas ni BEL. rabu depan. until that, apa aku nak buat??? boring siyal. sampaikan nak tido pun rasa boring. plan nak balik tapi cancel very last minute cuz ada keja yang perlu disiapkan. kalau tak dah ada kat perlis ni.
what happen la dengan wireless ni? mengada la.
dua tiga hari ni aku cam bad mood sikit. its nothing. cuma, kesabaran yang menebal makin hari makin nipis. kerenah manusia dah semakin annoying buat aku. get over yourself la. erghh.
uiks. time's up. gtg. nnt pak guard marah lak aku lepak lama2 kat sini. sebok je!
selamba je dak dak neyh duk reben-teben pasal underwear. isk..iskk..malu le sikit weh..aku ade nihh.
dunia, dunia, pe nak jadi dengan dunia ni??
gila.
i just watched a vid at my bro's blog, siyes aku takleh tgk video sampai habes. just like noremon, memang aku belasah maid tu kaw-kaw punya. how could she terajang that little girl sampai terpelanting all the way? dia teringin nak rasa benda yang sama kut? if nak, boleh je. penah tengok vid yang satu gal ni dihempap bata kat head? boeh je wat kat maid tuh.
aiyook. whatever you do, jangan la hurt budak-budak. aku tengok budak nanges pun tak sanggup. inikan kena sepak terajang.
semakin hari aku semakin busan giler kat sini. tiga paer final. gap untuk tiga paper nih seminggu lamanya. just finished aking CTU. lepas ni BEL. rabu depan. until that, apa aku nak buat??? boring siyal. sampaikan nak tido pun rasa boring. plan nak balik tapi cancel very last minute cuz ada keja yang perlu disiapkan. kalau tak dah ada kat perlis ni.
what happen la dengan wireless ni? mengada la.
dua tiga hari ni aku cam bad mood sikit. its nothing. cuma, kesabaran yang menebal makin hari makin nipis. kerenah manusia dah semakin annoying buat aku. get over yourself la. erghh.
uiks. time's up. gtg. nnt pak guard marah lak aku lepak lama2 kat sini. sebok je!
Monday, January 12, 2009
dah start dahh
aku mula merasai macamne sorang senior i.d penah storytelling kat aku.
tak tido malam.
idop aku semakin tensi.
duit semakin mengalir utk bahan2 assignment.
siang tadi je aku printing guna glossy paper+charge print= 27hengget. sekeping glossy paper tuh 2hengget 5posen. charge print kaler,2hengget. mahal siott! terbang lagi duit aku. memang costly giler course aku nih. silap hari bulan melantak biskut kering seminggu berturut2. pas balik bilik mlm ni *mlm ni aku teman fatin gi latihan menari lagi,sambil aku ber-wireless-*, aku akan mulakan keja2 buruh kasar *menggunting n menampal. insyaAllah dengan bantuan rumet2 aku yg baik lagi cumel, semua tuh akan disiapkan dalam sejam saja. huhuhu.
dari semalam lagi aku jeles je tengok dak2 depan aku ni menari. dah bape malam dah aku disogokkan dengan lagu2 tradisional+irama malaysia sambil goyang2 kaki layan tengok depa ni menari. lembut bebenor. hahahaha.
haaaa!!
aku ade brita burokk! lagi burok dari muka noor amin.
lagi burokk dari berok!
TIKET BAS HABISSSS! camne aku nak balikkk??????
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
jgn risau ye wahai abg2 aku! *noor ariff mesti kalut telefon mak n aku lepas baca nihh!
aku balik awal. which means, aku skip kelas hari jumaat 23rd january. aku dah inform lecturers, if its okay with them. tapi nmpak gaya, aku akan menderita minggu depan cuz klu ade submission for assignment, aku kena submit awal, and if ade project, perhaps aku akan ketinggalan dari segi maklumat. so now, i'm working on alternative ways to go home on friday nite instead of earlier cuz starting aku study kat poli, aku tak penah skip kelas. my attendance was full and aku demam n sakit pun time aku kat umah@weekend. so, aku rasa agak guilty, weird and cam ketinggalan klu aku skip satu kelas, cuz the subject on that day were quite important. lagipun, aku klu leh takmo left bad impression just because tiket nak balik habis. *btw, tiket from 23-27jan -to perlis,kedah,penang- HABIS! takkan aku nak tunggu till 28. aku nak duk mane. suma org balik. woorrrr.
salah aku, terlalu rely on hashim, kawan naim tuh. takpe, pasni aku beli sendiri. takmo suh mamat tuh belikan dah. dah la beli last min, he makes me skip classes lak tuh. takmo laaa. biar skema. aku datang sini nak belajar. bukan nak ponteng. tapi hashim pun beli tiket tanpa agreement aku on that particular date. alih2 dia cakap dia dah belikan. nak cancel pun, aku kena make sure aku ada tiket balik on friday or saturday. so, benda tu la aku tengah usahakan. maybe klu aku dapat, aku balik thru lumut. aku mintak tolong kawan aku carikan. insyaAllah dia cakap, ada, tapi tak janji. aiyook. masalh problem tul. urmm. jadi satu hal lak nak cancel tiket tuh, cuz nak collect refund, aku kena kuar ipoh, gi medan gopeng tuh. duit lagikkk.argghhh. tension aku pk sal kewangan aku nih.
nak makan duit, nak kuar duit, nak belajar duit, nak gi toilet public pun duit, semua duit. aiyaaaa.
bengongnyeee...
tak tido malam.
idop aku semakin tensi.
duit semakin mengalir utk bahan2 assignment.
siang tadi je aku printing guna glossy paper+charge print= 27hengget. sekeping glossy paper tuh 2hengget 5posen. charge print kaler,2hengget. mahal siott! terbang lagi duit aku. memang costly giler course aku nih. silap hari bulan melantak biskut kering seminggu berturut2. pas balik bilik mlm ni *mlm ni aku teman fatin gi latihan menari lagi,sambil aku ber-wireless-*, aku akan mulakan keja2 buruh kasar *menggunting n menampal. insyaAllah dengan bantuan rumet2 aku yg baik lagi cumel, semua tuh akan disiapkan dalam sejam saja. huhuhu.
dari semalam lagi aku jeles je tengok dak2 depan aku ni menari. dah bape malam dah aku disogokkan dengan lagu2 tradisional+irama malaysia sambil goyang2 kaki layan tengok depa ni menari. lembut bebenor. hahahaha.
haaaa!!
aku ade brita burokk! lagi burok dari muka noor amin.
lagi burokk dari berok!
TIKET BAS HABISSSS! camne aku nak balikkk??????
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
jgn risau ye wahai abg2 aku! *noor ariff mesti kalut telefon mak n aku lepas baca nihh!
aku balik awal. which means, aku skip kelas hari jumaat 23rd january. aku dah inform lecturers, if its okay with them. tapi nmpak gaya, aku akan menderita minggu depan cuz klu ade submission for assignment, aku kena submit awal, and if ade project, perhaps aku akan ketinggalan dari segi maklumat. so now, i'm working on alternative ways to go home on friday nite instead of earlier cuz starting aku study kat poli, aku tak penah skip kelas. my attendance was full and aku demam n sakit pun time aku kat umah@weekend. so, aku rasa agak guilty, weird and cam ketinggalan klu aku skip satu kelas, cuz the subject on that day were quite important. lagipun, aku klu leh takmo left bad impression just because tiket nak balik habis. *btw, tiket from 23-27jan -to perlis,kedah,penang- HABIS! takkan aku nak tunggu till 28. aku nak duk mane. suma org balik. woorrrr.
salah aku, terlalu rely on hashim, kawan naim tuh. takpe, pasni aku beli sendiri. takmo suh mamat tuh belikan dah. dah la beli last min, he makes me skip classes lak tuh. takmo laaa. biar skema. aku datang sini nak belajar. bukan nak ponteng. tapi hashim pun beli tiket tanpa agreement aku on that particular date. alih2 dia cakap dia dah belikan. nak cancel pun, aku kena make sure aku ada tiket balik on friday or saturday. so, benda tu la aku tengah usahakan. maybe klu aku dapat, aku balik thru lumut. aku mintak tolong kawan aku carikan. insyaAllah dia cakap, ada, tapi tak janji. aiyook. masalh problem tul. urmm. jadi satu hal lak nak cancel tiket tuh, cuz nak collect refund, aku kena kuar ipoh, gi medan gopeng tuh. duit lagikkk.argghhh. tension aku pk sal kewangan aku nih.
nak makan duit, nak kuar duit, nak belajar duit, nak gi toilet public pun duit, semua duit. aiyaaaa.
bengongnyeee...
Saturday, January 10, 2009
update lagik!
ahaks.
leh addict aku cenggini.
aku sekalik lagik jadi bodigad fatin n teman dia gi latihan menari sambil aku melayan blog dan update stuffs yg agak 80tahun aku tinggalkan. hikhik. sebelah aku sekarang bubu. huhuhu. teringat aku syud namakan bear bf dia bagi, 'bubu'. hahahahha
alhamdulillah, assignment aku dah siap, cuma tunggu nak printing je. aku sebenarnya tak soba2 nak balik umah. bukan takat rindu, tapi nak kutip semua brg2 yg aku tinggalkan. err, by the way, aku taktaw aku ni ade tiket nak balik umah lum. huhuhu. incek rozaimi merangkap kawan naim cakap, dia nak belikan. so, nnt balik ngan dia. tapi tengok cam cannot be percayai je.
syok lak tengok mereka mereka ini menari. tapi malangnya aku takde la lembut mana kan abg2 ku??
tadi ayah cal. ayah demam. ciann. hope he's doing fine. takpe2. demam rindu kat aku kut. uicehh. perasaann..
aku kekurangan t-shirt. aiyook. keja studio takkan la nak pkai baju kurung. lari tajuk tuh. beda bebenor ngan time kat poli dulu. time kat poli byk guna baju kurung. kat sini, t-shirt lak.
semalam time aku ngah cari bahan untuk assignment, aku kena serang dek sorang girl yg agak sengal. dah break ngan bf pun cari pasal ngan aku lagik. selambe dia je cakap aku ni perampas. igt aku nak sangat ke kat x-beau dia tuh. amek laaa. ada aku pedulik? mangsa masalah rumahtangga tul!
nasib baik aku ni agak sabar. maleh sebenarnya aku nak melayan minah psycho cenggitu. menyusah idop, mengabeh kredit n buat serabut pale otak. so, biarkan dia psycho sorang2, n aku teroskan bergumbira di samping orang tersayang. hahhahahah.
leh addict aku cenggini.
aku sekalik lagik jadi bodigad fatin n teman dia gi latihan menari sambil aku melayan blog dan update stuffs yg agak 80tahun aku tinggalkan. hikhik. sebelah aku sekarang bubu. huhuhu. teringat aku syud namakan bear bf dia bagi, 'bubu'. hahahahha
alhamdulillah, assignment aku dah siap, cuma tunggu nak printing je. aku sebenarnya tak soba2 nak balik umah. bukan takat rindu, tapi nak kutip semua brg2 yg aku tinggalkan. err, by the way, aku taktaw aku ni ade tiket nak balik umah lum. huhuhu. incek rozaimi merangkap kawan naim cakap, dia nak belikan. so, nnt balik ngan dia. tapi tengok cam cannot be percayai je.
syok lak tengok mereka mereka ini menari. tapi malangnya aku takde la lembut mana kan abg2 ku??
tadi ayah cal. ayah demam. ciann. hope he's doing fine. takpe2. demam rindu kat aku kut. uicehh. perasaann..
aku kekurangan t-shirt. aiyook. keja studio takkan la nak pkai baju kurung. lari tajuk tuh. beda bebenor ngan time kat poli dulu. time kat poli byk guna baju kurung. kat sini, t-shirt lak.
semalam time aku ngah cari bahan untuk assignment, aku kena serang dek sorang girl yg agak sengal. dah break ngan bf pun cari pasal ngan aku lagik. selambe dia je cakap aku ni perampas. igt aku nak sangat ke kat x-beau dia tuh. amek laaa. ada aku pedulik? mangsa masalah rumahtangga tul!
nasib baik aku ni agak sabar. maleh sebenarnya aku nak melayan minah psycho cenggitu. menyusah idop, mengabeh kredit n buat serabut pale otak. so, biarkan dia psycho sorang2, n aku teroskan bergumbira di samping orang tersayang. hahhahahah.
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